Neugierig wie wir nun einmal sind, haben wir spioniert und uns umgetan, was die Männer über uns denken. Und dabei sind wir auf eine „Liste von Wörter, die Frauen gebrauchen“ gestoßen.
Zugegebermaßen hat man(n) uns ziemlich gut durchschaut. Ein echter Volltreffer! Aber eigentlich ist, wenn die Männer weiter ihren Humor behalten, den sie hier beweisen, ja alles in bester Ordnung. Also, was wir eigentlich sagen wollen, wenn wir folgendes sagen, ist… (vorerst nur auf Englisch):
WORDS WOMEN USE
FINE - This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
and you need to shut up.
WHATEVER - It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!
FIVE MINUTES - If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five
minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes
to watch the game before helping around the house.
NOTHING - This is the calm before the storm. This means "something,"
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing'
usually end in "Fine"
GO AHEAD - This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH - This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you over "Nothing"
THAT'S OKAY - This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman
can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and
hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS - A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say
you're welcome.
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